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THE STORY OF JULISSA

Julissa is 26 years old and comes from West Virginia. Upon meeting her, you instantly fall in love with her. She's regal, bouyant, "dainty" and kinda "goofy" in a childlike sense. You can always count on Julissa to "liven the mood"

where ever she goes. Her friends like her, her family loves her, and she is smart and admired by her professors at Columbia University where she is pursuing her Masters in Public Health


She was born on the 1st of December. The first day of ANY month ALWAYS correlates to ARIES ( it is the 1st in the series of 12 signs).

In NUMEROLOGY the #1 embodies LEADERSHIP, INITIATIVE and the VICE OF ANGER.


She looks "boyish" and "rustic" never dressing in a dress (only at her high school graduation, so I use that image representation here). She's fiery, tough, and at times difficult-but she's so cute (LIBRA ASCENDANT) that she gets away with murder


"I know I'm a bitch, but the more I treat guys bad, the better they treat me?!" She bellowed


"May be they are getting turned on by this", I postulated.


"Then why they got a limp dick, then?!"


"Maybe because you're too strong for them?" I guessed


"Then they better get the fuck out my face, then!?"


Yes, she curses like a sailor-and that's very ARIAN, ready to fight. But, in her defense, she actually did pretty good! She's usually much more vulgar than this, but it was a "taste" of the DOUBLE FIRE ENERGY OF SAGITTARIUS AND ARIES. Plus, most of her planets in her horoscope are in FIRE SIGNS.


This young lady packs a punch! But at the same time she's hilariously funny! Witty. She reminds me of Bette Middler in her younger days.


She was born with SATURN in GEMINI. This placing will make you very mentally disciplined and will sharpen the Gemini FOCUS-ONE ISSUE AT A TIME.


It is a very methodical position and explains why she's at an Ivy League pursuing her masters at a young age.


But Gemini also rules COMMUNICATION, and, obviously, there's a problem here.


Perhaps when she reaches her first SATURN RETURN at the tender age of 27-30 (around this ballpark), this will improve and Julissa will MATURE)

UPDATE: 3/14/14:

I CAUGHT UP WITH JULISSA AT A BISTRO IN SOHO ON DECEMBER 17TH; I HARDLY RECOGNIZED HER...

"How are you, it's been a long time-eh?"

"it sure has..."

"So", I countered, "like Marvin Gay use to say, 'what's going on..'?"

"My life has changed considerably since I last spoke to you..."

"What's going on?"

"My father died. we lost the house, and now my mother is on Welfare..."

"i'm sorry to hear that. Did you graduate from Columbia?"

"Yeah, but I don't have a job..."

"But you're in a Bistro in Soho. How can you afford that-it's five dollars a cup!"

"You certainly haven't changed, Fernando.You still call it like it is..."

"Are you doing okay, financially?"

:Well, you know it's non of your business-

"yeah-yeah I know, but I'm concerned-as I am of all my clients. We have a relationship-albeit a professional one, but one nontheless..."

"I suppose..." She countered

"...What happened, Jullisa?" I frowned, nodding my head.

"I was raped..." she stated blankly, listless.

"What?!?" I shrieked

"I dated this guy who kinda was as tough as I was-but really I wasn't really tough-I just talked a good game-that's all. But he was not as smart as I was-in fact he failed out of Dartmouth and later the University of Pennsylvania. I didn't know this at the time; he didn't show any symptoms of instability,,,"

"What was the 'hook' which got you with him?"

"He went to Columbia as well. But his family was poor and he had gotten in on scholarship. And in Columbia, people look down upon that. They say "hey, the only reason you're here is because you're here on 'borrowed money'. It was terrible and somewhat abusive..."

"But you're a tough bitch-fuck them. And I go to Columbia as well-know the 'beast in which I deal with' but you still have to stay focus on the bigger goal..."

"Oh, trust me, I am. This just took me for a loop..."

"Did you get the bastard?"

"I'm still in court and 20 thousand dollars in debt..."

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO JULISSA: SHE WAS SO DIFFICULT, SO "ALPHA" AND SO INDEPENDENT, THAT SHE DID NOT REGARD THE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS OF THOSE SHE "DISCARDED". AND SHE WOULD DO THIS TO ANYONE AT A DROP OF A HAT. SHE WAS TOO SELF-ABSORBED-AND THAT'S A BAD COMBINATION FOR A GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE MATERIAL...

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